1st - 2nd - 3rd - then comes

... a Fourd year teacher of 7th grade. I'd be concerned

Viva Las Herpes

I wonder who busted this myth

Re....cycling

lets try this again. maybe start with a bigger board and end with putting the letters on correctly

How to Chang a Light Bulb

It's a good thing there are only 2 steps

Whats your address?

I live on the corner of Chaffin and In Between My Legs Ave.

A Box of Skittles a Day keeps the Dr Away

Yes, if kids need another reason to want to eat this....an excellent source of WHAT?

What comes after Sunday?

I wonder if they are open all 192 hours.

Off with your head!

This is how Jesus punishes those who don't confess.

I confess to Almighty God...

Conveniently posted on the confessional in church...needless to say, I'm in trouble

Found in the Bathroom in a Mexican Restaurant

If this toilet cannot handle toilet paper, I doubt it can handle all the beans I just ordered

Unless Noted Otherwise?

Maybe since the D in door is missing, the bouncer wasn't exactly sure what was to remain closed...at all times.

Boots with the furrrr

NO

Crazy Dog Lady

Meow

Marketing 101

PG caption: look at the oxymoron

Rated R caption: look closely at the "blue head" on the bottom of the cup

Freudian Psychology

The child that lines up her toys like such must be exhibiting signs of Freud's Anal Stage

Parenting 101

Oops..this is usually how I put my kids into Time Out

Campbell's Soup new flavor

tastes like chicken

Ridin' Dirty

Because this is what you want staring at you while your riding shot gun

If ya feelin like a pimp...

go an' tie my shoe for me...?

Mr. Clean

If only Cinderella's fairy godmother brought her a pair of these