I confess to Almighty God...

Conveniently posted on the confessional in church...needless to say, I'm in trouble

Found in the Bathroom in a Mexican Restaurant

If this toilet cannot handle toilet paper, I doubt it can handle all the beans I just ordered

Unless Noted Otherwise?

Maybe since the D in door is missing, the bouncer wasn't exactly sure what was to remain closed...at all times.

Boots with the furrrr

NO

Crazy Dog Lady

Meow

Marketing 101

PG caption: look at the oxymoron

Rated R caption: look closely at the "blue head" on the bottom of the cup

Freudian Psychology

The child that lines up her toys like such must be exhibiting signs of Freud's Anal Stage